Except that's not how it works. I had to shove a small brush down a 7 year old's tonsils while in a car, without another grown-up to help me. Two brush thingies later and we finally got there.
Then it was just a small matter of going into self isolation with an understocked larder and what we could get from the milkman and deliveroo. Fortunately we got the all clear today, and thus were able to hit Sainsburys for enough food to supply us with a somewhat more elaborate christmas feast.